Well, I'm sharp tongued, does that count?

Many moons ago, my friend Sarah created the most wonderful 18th birthday gift basket. Of the things in it, I'm going to say the most fabulous was a book.  Not just any book, but Penguin's The Portable Dorothy Parker.  If you are not familiar with her work, RUN RUN RUN and get to reading.  I still dream of having my very own Algonquin Round Table.

Unfortunate Coincidence

By the time you swear you're his,

Shivering and sighing,

And he vows his passion is

Infinite, undying,

Lady, make a note of this —

One of you is lying.